is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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