somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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