is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
