Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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