NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Randomize
