her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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