Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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