I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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