Pappa wants mamma naked
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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