I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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