The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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