Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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