her vagine was all disorganized.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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