The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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