operation have a gay friend backfired
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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