can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
