Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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