You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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