Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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