State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize