ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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