Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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