what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i barfeds in our rink
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
