we have officially lost it.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
