Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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