Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so let's talk penis.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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