i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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