i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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