It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
ttyl tear gas
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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