I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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