It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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