Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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