I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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