physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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