If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she peed on how many people?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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