is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
