Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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