Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Welp...herpes.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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