Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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