You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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