Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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