My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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