Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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