Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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