Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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