It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
