But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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