And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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