i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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