Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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