Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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