Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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