someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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