I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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